Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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