Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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