everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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