I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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