she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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