i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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