Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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