oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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