I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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