He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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