You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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