We're like a lot better than the average bears
farters have to be the big spoon...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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