Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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