This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
