I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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