its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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