Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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