thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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