we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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