yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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