Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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