this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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