So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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