no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
smell my finger.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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