how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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