If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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