I'm drive I can fine osifer
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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