i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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