i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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