Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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