Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
operation have a gay friend backfired
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She's the barista slut.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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