I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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