I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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