it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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