are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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