I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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