I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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