wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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