also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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