I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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