i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
