I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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