What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
