doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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