i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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