Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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