It's just like the Real World with babies
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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