He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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