i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
