Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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