We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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