um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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